What if you had dicktoes on one foot and a whole dick clubfoot on the other, and both were ejaculating all the time? Would you be sad? I would because I'd ruin all of my shoes and have to wear plastic bags instead.
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Lunchtime Karaoke
I had my first real fisting
Hand was covered in grime
Stretched me til my asshole bled
Because that summer was fisting time
Me and some guys from school
Got together and we'd pound real hard
Jimmy quit, Jody got prolapsed
Didn't know not to reach that far
Oh when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
I'd have saved my rear end
Because now I shit through a device
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