Ginger is not a food item.

I love the shit out of sushi. With my discovery of the joys of those little fish and rice and vegetable rolls, came the discovery of ginger, which I was astonished to realize people actually eat. People put that shit in their mouth, chew it and swallow it. And they enjoy doing so.

BARF.

Ginger looks like someone took a potato peeler to a vagina and started carving off slivers in near little rows, and tastes like someone then went ahead and soaked it in Lysol for flavor. Ginger tastes exactly like something you shouldn't be eating unless you want to spend your night bonding with the call center rep over at poison control.

LYSOL SOAKED VAGINA SLIVERS. DELICIOUS.

In other news, I found the next photo when I did a google image search for "ginger," and it made me laugh out loud:

IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!